What? Friends? Me?
Yes, I have friends, and I wish to tell you things of them. I shall make a list with every friend I have that I can think of. If you realize you're my friend and I didn't put you on here, I apologize a thousand apologies and hope that you forgive me. If not, then you won't make it no matter how much you whine. So there!
The Almighty List of Friends of Patrick!!!!!!
Andrea Conley- Two words: Twin. Sister. How couldn't I love her? Well, there is the whole thing when she overreacts and yells at me, but whatever.
Nik Snyder- Kid I met last year via my sister. He's obsessed with sports (in a non-unhealthy way), and the butt of many of my jokes. Boo-hoo. He's an overall okay guy, and can make you laugh. Sometimes.
Maggie Schildmeyer- Girl I met last year, first through my science class on the first day, then through Nik. They both went to a different school in the area. and then switched over. Neat, huh? (Yeah, I know it's not really interesting, but I'm being nice) She's in show choir right now, and has performed in one of the school plays. She's dramatic.
Ben Duncan- This guy I met in 5th grade. Such a long time ago. I was so short! And blonde! He's funny, and now our relationship is basically eating lunch together and hanging around outside. I need to talk to him more.
Jeff Kolberg- Friend I met via Ben. Talked to him a lot during 6th grade, and he's basically on the same schedule as Ben.
Sarah Bailey- My sister's best friend who is crazy. When she's both sugar-high and not. I'm still insisting that she has some sort of strange, other-worldly sugar reserve in her body somewhere, which she summons sugar from to become hyper. Then she stores all sugar consumed in said reserve for future use. You get the point.
Matt Jacobson- Sarah's boyfriend, and fellow cognitive-gifted person (Yeah, I'm smart. Super genius Patrick here). Anyway, he's very very tall, very tall. He's at least a head taller than me.
Kristen Knobbe- Andrea and Sarah's thrid friend. They make a trio. Wonderfully annoying things come in 3's. Yay. She's obsessed with cute guys and her hair. She's blonde, too, so she has short bursts of blonde-ness stuff.
Cara Lucke- First friend of Sarah's I hang out with at school.
Devon Smith- Girl who's favorite thing to do is watch anime, or be Japanese-ish. She likes that kind of thing, and I do, too, kind of, but not as much as Devon. Yeah- she's somewhat crazy.
Others- Other friends of mine are all crazy, in many crazy ways. I think describing them all to you would take awhile, so I'd rather not do so.
That's all, thanks. Now you can love all my friends, just like yours. Oh, yeah, you don't have any! MWAHAHAHA!!!
With that said- bite me.
The Almighty List of Friends of Patrick!!!!!!
Andrea Conley- Two words: Twin. Sister. How couldn't I love her? Well, there is the whole thing when she overreacts and yells at me, but whatever.
Nik Snyder- Kid I met last year via my sister. He's obsessed with sports (in a non-unhealthy way), and the butt of many of my jokes. Boo-hoo. He's an overall okay guy, and can make you laugh. Sometimes.
Maggie Schildmeyer- Girl I met last year, first through my science class on the first day, then through Nik. They both went to a different school in the area. and then switched over. Neat, huh? (Yeah, I know it's not really interesting, but I'm being nice) She's in show choir right now, and has performed in one of the school plays. She's dramatic.
Ben Duncan- This guy I met in 5th grade. Such a long time ago. I was so short! And blonde! He's funny, and now our relationship is basically eating lunch together and hanging around outside. I need to talk to him more.
Jeff Kolberg- Friend I met via Ben. Talked to him a lot during 6th grade, and he's basically on the same schedule as Ben.
Sarah Bailey- My sister's best friend who is crazy. When she's both sugar-high and not. I'm still insisting that she has some sort of strange, other-worldly sugar reserve in her body somewhere, which she summons sugar from to become hyper. Then she stores all sugar consumed in said reserve for future use. You get the point.
Matt Jacobson- Sarah's boyfriend, and fellow cognitive-gifted person (Yeah, I'm smart. Super genius Patrick here). Anyway, he's very very tall, very tall. He's at least a head taller than me.
Kristen Knobbe- Andrea and Sarah's thrid friend. They make a trio. Wonderfully annoying things come in 3's. Yay. She's obsessed with cute guys and her hair. She's blonde, too, so she has short bursts of blonde-ness stuff.
Cara Lucke- First friend of Sarah's I hang out with at school.
Devon Smith- Girl who's favorite thing to do is watch anime, or be Japanese-ish. She likes that kind of thing, and I do, too, kind of, but not as much as Devon. Yeah- she's somewhat crazy.
Others- Other friends of mine are all crazy, in many crazy ways. I think describing them all to you would take awhile, so I'd rather not do so.
That's all, thanks. Now you can love all my friends, just like yours. Oh, yeah, you don't have any! MWAHAHAHA!!!
With that said- bite me.
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