8th of May, Twenty Hundred and Five

Dear Diary,

Today is Mothers' Day, and of course, I've only remembered to say the sentence "Happy Mother's Day" to dear Mama only once today. I know that's terribly, terribly rude, but it's alright. She's been reading most of the day, and I think that's how'd she'd rathewr spend the latter of this fine day. I, however, have spent most of the time today since I awoke on my own this morning at 8:30 A.M. on the personal computer, or PC for you untechnical people, typing away at forums of which I am a member. I tried unsuccessfully to enetrain myself with DDR, but to no avail. *sigh* But, I will try and muster some happiness just for the point of being optomistic, even though people have remarked I am very negative and concise...

Well, forget those losers! And why the crap was I talking like I was in the above. I have no idea. However! However, I will apologize to those of you whose eyes have been forcibly gouged out when you couldn't stand reading my post.

*scoffs* Yeah, right, losers. (I won't tell you to bite me today, but don't put your guard down!)