I'm Drowning In a Sea of Stupidity!

Help me, please! There are so many annoying people in my grade it isn't even funny; plus, it even goes beyond my grade. One would assume people get a bit smarter as they mature, but obviously not. And, of course, all of these people had to present their cases to me all in the same day. Well, it stops me from typing up individual posts for each person.

Exhibit A) One AB (initials, of course). He, along with a lot of other guys in my science class, don't do their homework at home. They choose to wait until the morning it's due to turn it in. Now, before everyone goes "Oh my gawd, they might be tired or busy or something, stoopid!", let me tell you something: I realize if they don't do a couple of easy things, like a worksheets or something. What these guys do that's stupid is that they don't do any of their work. Which is just stupid.

The reason why AB shines far above the other morons is because his mom is a teacher. And he waits to finish the homework for that particular class until the five minutes before it starts. Maybe he does it because he knows his mom will give him a good grade? Hmm.

Exhibit B) One AL. For research papers in Honors English throughout the year, students have to choose a debate that's somewhat current, choose a side, and defend it. AL chooses to raise the driving age. Okay, that seems okay because there's some good points to defend that statement (though I'll willingly sit in the middle of the highway before they make me wait an additional 6 months to get my driver's liscense). But what's one of the reasons she utilizes? "Because most guys are dumb," and how they use that stupidity or something like that.

Mm-hmm. Oh, no you didn't, AL. Prepared to be attacked. Generalizations are usually made as a lighthearted jest (i.e., blonde jokes, or when a blonde does something ditzy, people call her "blonde" in the use that originates from the former example), but this kind of generalization is just stupid. I, for example, am not dumb. And neither are a lot of guys I know. Heck, more of the females I know would probably get into an accident than the guys I know, and they're just as smart. Just because someone is smart doesn't mean they can take something and apply it, such as driving. That being said, you might just be one of those people and you'll be walking everywhere. Meanwhile, all my male friends and I will be driving.

Plus, the main problem with Ohio teenage drivers is that they don't remember squat from Driver's Education (or whatever it's called). That's because they pass anyone who gets higher than a 70%. Now, if they made that 90% so as only the people in the top tenth percent can actually go on to drive and such (like acutally practicing in a car. First you have to do the test and then you practice and then you practice with an adult and then you can drive), we might have some better teenage drivers. But you probably never thought of that as you filled your paper with garbage about guys being dumb. Oh, and I'm not sure if the above information is true, just bits and pieces of things the Health teacher Mr. Taylor said.

Exhibit C) One AG. This one will be short. We're playing a game in French class. We finish conjugating the verb first, and we're about to get the point. But Miss Goody-Two-Shoes AG thinks that a "r" looked like a "v." So we had to do it over. And AG's team got the point. That = angry Patrick.

Exhibit D) Random girl in hallway. I'm on my way out of the school with Andrea. We're talking and suddenly I run into this girl. Well, the girl more ran into me. Okay, it was pretty much both ways, but more of the girl's fault. You wanna know why? Because she was walking backwards, into a crowded hall of people. Moron.

But the worst part is she doesn't even say "Excuse me," or "Sorry." She just keeps shouting to her friends. I got the feeling she wanted me to apologize. Ahem. You were the one who was walking backwards, stupid. You should be apologizing to me.