Vidyha Is A Monk

She lives alone in a monastery on top of some mountain where she meditates a lot and says "ohm" whilst doing that activity. She also begins to float when she meditates, but when it's windy outside she might be blown away, thus being called the "Flying Floating Monk Vidhya." Vidhya, as a monk, is a pacifist, of course; no matter how many times we keep calling her monk, she is unable to threaten us with some sort of bodily injury because that would be against her teachings. Now, everyone completely pretend that you understand what I'm talking about and nod. I want one giant nod happening around the world at the same exact time. I care not if it is impossible. I want it. So I get it.

The whole "Monk Vidhya" joke started in English today. I don't even know how. If you can figure out how we start calling someone a monk while making a study guide for Julius Caesar, I would love to know.