It Be Tartar Sauce Lad!

Let's see, the last days of school are from Monday to Friday the 27th, then from the day after Memorial day to June 2nd. After that, I should be free for awhile, right? Wrong. My brother Sean is graduating from Columbia College Chicago, so get trapped in a car with minimal leg room for 5 hours, sleep on an uncomfortable (actually, it really depends on the hotel. XP) pull-out couch with my sister for three days. And June 3rd is the last Bring a Friend Free Day for King's Island! I.E. for you people who don't live anywhere near Cincinnati, King's Island is one of many Paramounts amusement parks that are all over the place. And Bring a Friend Free Day is of you have a Gold Pass ($98 to buy, but it comes with many perks) you can bring a friend... for free. You get the point, right?

Now, back to why I was listing the last days of school. Of course,the teachers are rushing to give us all our final projects and telling us what to review for our exams, and in Francais (or French, for you English-only people) we're making another dialogue, that we have to partially memorize. We can use note cards for reference, but Mme Goodson wants it memorized. I'm partnered up with Travis (who chews gum that smells of fruity goodness) and we had finished our dialogue, and Mme Goodson commented how Caroline Mayo's last name means mayonaisse in French (doesn't it mean that in English, too), Teavis randomly made up Mayo Man, a new superhero. His sidekick is Tartar Sauce Lad, with his double barreled guns filled with, well, tartar sauce, duh. There's Horse Radish Girl, who's useless, and they have their archrival, Dr. Mustard, and his creation, Ketchenstein. Yay, condiment people!

*example* Horse Radish Girl, to the rescue! (and the reaction) Random Person: Nobody likes Horse Radish, stupid! Go away!