It's Almost Easter...

I really want to rant about something, but I, being me, don't feel like it. So I'll only say that people in my History class are being really jerk-y about something really stupid to a group of people (which includes me, which is why I'm mad [okay, that's kind of selfish; I guess I'd be mad if I weren't in this group, too]), and it pisses me off so much. I think I might explain later, but I don't feel like talking about it.

So, to make myself feel better, I'll think about an interesting joke we made in our French class. Slight warning, though- it's about religion-- Christianity, to be specific-- so if you're really sensitive about these kind of things, then don't read ahead. But I doubt it would be that insulting, so by all means read like you've never read before!

A few weeks ago, Sarah brought in a paper from her English class (her class was doing their research papers, so the paper she had was part of someone else's presentation. Just for reference, the girl's topic was "How events in the Bible prove that the Bible was real"). On it, there were questions she was supposed to fill out throughout the presentation. Being Sarah, of course, she didn't. So she, Kristen, and I were filling in silly answers for all the questions. Our little joke started when I was to answer the question "Who is the Messiah?"

I write: "Kristen [last name] omg!"

And thus, the birth of Kristen (now pronounced "Christ"-en), the new Messiah. Supposedly. The real point of the joke is to justify ridiculous actions, such as pushing people out of the way in the middle of the hallway. Kristen's excuse would be, "I'm the Messiah and I'll push anyone I want to!" Other powers include smiting people and the ability to walk on top of desks, our replacement for large bodies of water because the only one nearby is Lake Isabella, and I don't feel like walking all the way over there.

Giving any more authenticity to her new identity, Kristen soon hired apostles (who we called prophets at first, until someone corrected us; we're now prophets/apostles. It's much better than those original 12 people). Here's our list so far, and to the best of my memory:

1) Me, since I'm the one who originally thought the whole idea up.
2) Sam C.
3) Kathleen
4) Matt K.
5) Lauren
6) Breanne
7) Matt D. (some questionin about this one)
8) (I don't kow for this one, but I swear there's an eighth one of us)

And that's pretty much it. And please, if someone is going to get insulted by this, be insulted by our apparent knowledge of Biblical events. I'm trying my best here about trying to find answers, but it really is kind of boring. Sorry.

So, in the end, I guess I did rant about something. Ah, and it did make me feel better.