The Media Hates Me

Okay. The high school's newspaper ("the Roar?") printed an article on how to make a snowman.

There was just a commercial for 9News which said how 9News would tell you all about school and road closings due to snowfall this winter.

But, oh, the horrible irony is this: IT'S NOT FREAKING SNOWING ANYTIME SOON IN LOVELAND, OHIO. Why? Because the world hates me and doesn't want me to enjoy a day off from school. Basically- don't show me anymore articles or crap related to snow because I might be tempted to punch you in the face.

Or not.