I Bid Thee 'Adieu' Middle School

And hello summer vacation! Oh, sweet vacation thought you would never come. I LOVE YOU! Just... just leave me alone you stupid readers, I have to appreciate my new-found freedom.

Just leave! Don't you see that I don't want you right now? Just get outta here! *cries hysterically. stops* Isn't that relatively close to what that kid says in Free Willy or whatever moive has some cute little bond between child and some random animal, be it large and mammalian or small and... still mammalian? Whatever, you get the point. Just leave me alone, and I won't hurt you.

Or worse.