Bam?

I am hoping that what I'm about to say will sound weird to you, too. See, through the process of looking at my friends Myspaces, it occured to me that new kids are really annoying. Like, I hate them. Oh, you want reasoning? Well, here, take it:

It just seems that if you're really athletic or something you're welcomed by every person in the school. If I ever got up to that level, I'm betting no one would care. I've been in the same school district for all my life and probably half the kids in my grade don't know who I am. Oh, but they know who TC is, and Bwhateverhislastnameis is. Why? Because they're really tall. So, thus, they are interesting.

But, Patrick, you say, other people are tall. Well, the way I see it, my peers have been watching familiar (or not-so familiar) people get taller over the years, but BAM! One minute, it's just empty space, and the next, there's some really tall person. So they want to know who they are. And for some reason, that really eats at me.

Oh, and I'm going to see Scary Movie 4 tonight, so it shall be teh funneh.