So Bianca's a bitch

Because I said so. And I'm talking about America's Next Top Model, by the way. New episode tomorrow, so I'm just hoping she goes away.

Now, high school drama. If Laguna Beach/Newport Harbor (they're the same places, practically, just with different degrees of whore-ness, and that's not much) can make it onto MTV, then this can seriously land my high school on something. Changed names for the sake of privacy, yadda yadda.

So, Mary Sue and Gary have been going out for quite some time (much longer than your average high school relationship) and everyone thought they were the cutest couple ever. Then, on one eventful bonfire night, a bunch of private school douche bags come over to hang out, for one of this new group was the cousin of the party host. Mary Sue winds up flirting with Billy Joe Bob, and, after such a lengthy relationship, Mary breaks up with poor, poor Gary.

Gary, of course, is angry at such a betrayel. Insults such as "whore" and "bitch" are thrown about, but he soon simmers down and decides to try and be cool about it. However, Mary Sue posts pictures of her and Billy Joe Bob practically making out (he's totally fugly by the way) on a popular Internet networking website.

Controversy! Gary's friends will have none of this, while poor Gary unsuccessfully tells them to not be mean to Mary. A week goes by, and then comes the Homecoming dance. Gary's friends, who still remain friendly with Mary Sue, decide to cut into several dances between Mary Sue and Billy Joe Bob. Mary Sue ain't happy.

The next day, Mary Sue breaks up with Billy Joe Bob. She then tries to get back together with Gary, but he's had enough; the two of them are through. Unsurprisingly, they've taken breaks from their relationship before, and it's usually because of Mary Sue.

Lovely story, inyit?!