Orthodontists Suck

They do. Must I explain? You sit down, and they shove things on or up your teeth until it hurts, and the only way they can tell is if you inhale sharply and make a sort of face. With this, they ask "Does that hurt?"

... Is it really that unobvious to you people? Duh, it hurts! You're shoving metallic objects up to our gumlines! Let's trade places, I'll try to kill you, and then I'll ask in a sweet sort of way: "Oh, sorry. Does that hurt?"

Ugh.