ARGHIE-SMARGHIE!!!

WE WON AT REGIONALS AT CINCINNATI STATE!!!!!!! Okay, we didn't "win" but we were successful to the extent that we're going to State! And I got two medals, and I probably did all the work. My partners didn't do a thing! Well... they might have done some... okay, it was plain even! Gosh.

And why did I entitle this post argie-smarghie? 'Cause I felt like it. I am the ruler/creator/author of 'Milk Is Good For You!' and if I want you, the readers (you can compare yourselves to peasants) to be monkeys, you will be a monkey. Got that? A. Freakin'. Monkey. Get used to it.

And to wrap this all up, I'll say... oh, crap, I forgot. Well, I guess I can tell you I'm going to Hawaii for the next week, so I'll most likely not make any posts here. Unless, by some strange coincidence beyond my control, I find a computer, then the afore mentioned is true. I know, you'll all be very sad and depressed without my *sighs* lifting, almost optimistic views on life and the events of mine, but you can wait. Eat a sandwich or a bag of carrots or something while I'm gone. Slowly.

Bite me depressed people. Well, on second thought, don't. You could have rabies. *shivers*

OATs- Not For Horses

^ Haha, Patrick made a funny. Well, I could be fat and sitting on a couch and then shake my rolls of fat to the song "MilkShake," but I'm not, am I?! (Anyone who's seen Dodgeball the movie will know wqhat I'm talking about)

Anyway, on Tuesday and Wednesday we took the standarized Ohio Assesment Test, or OAT. And it was dumb. And that's all.

And yesterday, I visited Albino Black Sheep (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/) and played the funniest game in the world. It's called Nanaca Crash! and it's in Japanese, but it's easy to learn. Basically, your character is on a bike, and you first adjust the angle and power of your riding. you then crash into some random guy, who flies outward, and can knock into five random people, who all do different things. You can click at different times to do special moves when someone knocks the guy-target, and they're all really cool. Anyway, go here to play (I FORCE YOU TO! NOW!): http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nanaca.php/

So, bite me, y'all. Oh my God, did I just speak like a southerner? ACK! *runs away screaming like a hundred little schoolgirls*

NORTHMONT!!! *cue lightning*

I went to Northmont at 6:00 A.M. Technically, we were supposed to go at 5:40, but the high school people are all lazy and they can drive cars so they want to rub it in our faces! GAH! Anyway, the reason I went to Northmont? SCIENCE OLYMPICS!

Science Olympics is a group thing that does different scientific events at competitions at different cities. The last one was at Piqua, near Columbus. Northmont is somewhere near Dayton. I participated in Science Crimebusters, Naked Egg Drop, Road Scholar, Dynamic Planet, and Reach for the Stars. I think we did pretty good. So in your face! HAHAHAHA!

Bite me scientifically inclined people.

Being Sick Sucks... But Of Course, You Know That

As my post title says, being sick sucks. I missed two days of school (yeah, I know it doesn't seem like a lot, blah blah, well screw you, I'm grumpy), and I have a lot of homework. Which is why I am never going to miss school in high school. Ever. EVER. Let's see, History, Language Arts (which I didn't feel like working on, they were projects), Math, and Strings. We're doing program notes, which means it's that time again... CONCERT TIME!

And speaking of concerts, my strings class rocks! Not to be overly modest or anything, but I'm right. We don't do 1st chairs or anything like that in our grade (not sure of high school) because Mrs. Bierkan- the nicest teacher ever!- thinks that it's kind of discriminating to say one person is better than another. I have to say: I agree. Anyway, our songs include: Themes of the Moldau, Variations on a Famous 24th Caprice Paganini, Brandenberg Concerto No. 2, Deerpath Tripycth, and Palladio (the 1st thing). Palladio is the music you hear in Zales commercials. It's very pretty. But so is the Deerpath one. And did I mention- we're really, really good?

So, with all those things said, bite me freaks and/or losers. Oh, and you obsessed-with-something-or-another-people. You can bite me too. Grr.