Oh, Goodness

Sitting in Breanne's basement with friends doing pretty much nothing but watching Disney movies is just made of Godliness. I'll elaborate later because I'm kind of tired.

The Media Hates Me

Okay. The high school's newspaper ("the Roar?") printed an article on how to make a snowman.

There was just a commercial for 9News which said how 9News would tell you all about school and road closings due to snowfall this winter.

But, oh, the horrible irony is this: IT'S NOT FREAKING SNOWING ANYTIME SOON IN LOVELAND, OHIO. Why? Because the world hates me and doesn't want me to enjoy a day off from school. Basically- don't show me anymore articles or crap related to snow because I might be tempted to punch you in the face.

Or not.

Vidyha Is A Monk

She lives alone in a monastery on top of some mountain where she meditates a lot and says "ohm" whilst doing that activity. She also begins to float when she meditates, but when it's windy outside she might be blown away, thus being called the "Flying Floating Monk Vidhya." Vidhya, as a monk, is a pacifist, of course; no matter how many times we keep calling her monk, she is unable to threaten us with some sort of bodily injury because that would be against her teachings. Now, everyone completely pretend that you understand what I'm talking about and nod. I want one giant nod happening around the world at the same exact time. I care not if it is impossible. I want it. So I get it.

The whole "Monk Vidhya" joke started in English today. I don't even know how. If you can figure out how we start calling someone a monk while making a study guide for Julius Caesar, I would love to know.