Can I See Ben Stiller in a Movie Without Owen Wilson?

I watched "Night at the Museum" yesterday with a group of friends. Let me tell you, it looked much more entertaining in trailers. I laughed maybe once, and that was probably because I don't really find entertainment in the way Ben Stiller delivers punchlines. I can laugh at him getting hit in the face with a door or something to that extent, but the only time that occurred in this movie made me feel kind of bad for the characters. Or maybe that was because it was Dick Van Dyke beating him up. Dick Van Dyke is 81 years old, and I don't care if they explain why he is able to throw Ben Stiller (age 41, comparatively) around the room.

But, I digress, the point of that entire explanation was that I would say go to "Night at the Museum" if you wanted to see a movie. If you wanted to see a movie that might be worth the hour and a half that you will be forced to sit through, go see another one. But in actuality, I don't care what you do.

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Yeah, I didn't mean to change "gift" into "girft" in the last post. And the keys on my new laptop freaking hate me, I swear. I make mistakes every two words.

Yay, Hypocrisy

Okay, I lied. When I made the last post, I'm watching VH1, right? They start talking about the guy who admitted killing the child-supermodel back in the 90s. I remember it vaguely as a kid, so I recognized the girl's face when she's on the cover of some tabloid (I was in CVS, so I have an excuse to see the National Examinator or whatever the second word is).

Anyway, the only thing I'm thinking about the entire case is: Who in their right mind names their daughter JonBenet? First of all, John is a name intended for males, and I don't even know why they thought it okay to not only combine it with Bennet, but make Bennet look as if it's French by subtracting an N and adding an accent aigu to the second E (which I don't know how to do on this keyboard). I understand that in the fashion world, that would seem kind of cool as a stage name, but this was the girl's REAL NAME. I mean, really.

And that, my friends, is my Christmas girft to you all. Making a second post on the same day.

Bah, Humbug

I don't care if the title is cliche, nor do I care if I'm using the word "nor" correctly. I don't really feel like making a post about Christmas, so you can just refer to the one I made last year. There you'll find a rant about how people say "Happy Holidays" except "Merry Christmas." So there.

Basically, ...

Kroger is awesome for the following reason: When my dad I went there for grocery shopping on Sunday, I saw a nun waiting in the check-out line and possibly the emo-est kid ever. Seriously, the kid's hair was so long I couldn't tell if the kid was a boy or a girl.

Okay, the Mall Kind of Stinks

So I went to the mall today with Nik and Breanne to get some Christmas shopping done, and everything is so expensive there. I spent about 70 dollars for just three gifts, and now I've decided I'm never going to the mall again for Christmas shopping. Instead, I will venture to Target because it is awesome. Plain and simple. Or just give everyone gift cards to Target. I know they will appreciate the gift for they, too, know that Target is indeed awesome.

Oh, and when I enter college I'll start giving everyone cheap-o gifts. Only because I'll be the one paying for everything by then, and I'm not about to pay 70 dollars for three gifts again. I'd prefer to spend 70 dollars for the total amount of gifts I buy. Or I'll be lazy and make the gifts and take, like, sewing classes or something. I dunno yet. I only know that if you are the recipient of one of my gifts that I crafted with my blood, sweat, and tears (but not really since that's disgusting and I might feel a bit light-hearted after losing blood like that), that you will like that gift. Or you can at least have the decency to wait a week after I leave to throw it away.