Milk Is Good For You!

Ramblings from the mind of your not-so-average average teenager.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Myers-Briggs Quiz Spin-off

Found a Harry Potter personality quiz based off of something called the Myers-Briggs quiz. Here are my results:

You are...

Hermione Granger (ISTJ)

ISTJs are intellectuel, precise, and responsible. They are good with details and they like things to be neat and orderly. ISTJs have a strong sense of justice and they can be disappointed if people around them don't have the same high standards for their own conduct.

Explanation of the Results:
This type of personality test uses four indexes of personality and the combination of the four is your personality type. The first index relates to how you interact with other people and can be Extroverted (E), meaning you're more outgoing or Introverted (I), meaning you keep more to yourself. The second relates to how you make decisions; whether you're Intuitive (N), getting answers from within, or you rely on Sensing (S) information from your surroundings, using your five senses. The third relates to whether you're more emotional and Feeling (F) or rational and Thinking (T). The fourth relates to whether you prefer things to be organized, meaning you're Judging (J), or you prefer things to be more unbound, meaning you're Perceiving (P).

The results seem to fit me, and I enjoy them quite so. I was actually expecting to be like Hermione, anyway. Because I'm so smart.

Here's a link for the quiz if any of you want to take it: http://piratemonkeysinc.com/quiz.htm

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Dear Mr. Zach Neil-

To quoteth Charlie Brown, "Agh!"

You, my good man, are the most annoying person on the planet. It's gym class, not the world championship of international volleyball. If we lose, I'm guessing we'll survive, and the world will continue to spin. (Or will it?) So we have a few communication mishaps. Oops. You just have to shrug it off and get used to it. There's no point in whining about it and saying how bad a team we are as a team when the people you're complaining about are standing right in front of you.

Do not, and I repeat (just in the case you're slow, Mr. Neil), DO NOT tell the freshman we need to communicate to hit the volleyball and who's got it, and then second laters, not hit the ball because you didn't communicate. I could've shouted loudly to you, "Hey, Zach! Where's the communication?!"

And one last thing before I go, Mr. Neil. How is it okay when one of your sophomore friends doesn't hit the ball well, but us freshman or a sophomore who doesn't play volleyball well get a lecture every time we mess up? What's that? You're an egotisitcal guy who believes that being older and being popular is all that matters in life? Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

I can't wait to see you in the future, by chance, working in some diner, while the rest of us (who, by the way, kept messing up in gym class) will be doing much better in life than you will be. See how much a volleyball game in gym class affected all our future lives just oh, so much?

Once again: Uh-huh. That's what I thought.

Thank you for your time.

(This was just a post to blow off some steam. Some of these insults might be half-hearted, some of them might not be. You can find out for yourselves.)

Monday, September 05, 2005

GASP!

Oh my good golly gosh goodness. People commented in my blog. I'm so happy now.

Even if the comments were either had nothing to do with me and had "get rich quick" schemes, or something random entirely. They're comments either way.

Friday, September 02, 2005

High School?

What is this infernal place they've sent me? Hmm... I'll need to set up an investigation of this particular location. I shall place security cameras depicting several angles of the hallways and the main lobby of the school building. I will then go about it to prove my conspiracy theory the district has against the class of 09! Yes... YES!!!!! But don't tell anyone about these plans, for I cannot afford having my whole plan compromised.

Hey- I made a post, so don't complain because of the fact that it's a plan to destroy the school from the inside out. Unless you're an official from the school board, well...

That note I sent you, it's about to self-destruct. Sorry.

(I'm merely joking. This is all spurious information. I will not install camera, and I won't destroy the school. Surprisingly enough, the school had turned about to be better than I thought. If I really wanted to destroy it, how would I get the supplies necessary to do so?

The answer, my friends- nowhere. Plus, don't you think it would be suspicious for a 14 year-old to be buying explosives or security cameras? That's right, it sure is.)