Literary Ideas Come To Life

That's right, I've been thinking of a lot of ideas for plots of random things, but I think I'd be a better short story writer than a long chapter after chapter one. I just don't have the drive to think of the ending ahead of time and the events that will lead up to it. All of my recent pitches that I've thought of kind of streamed out of my head all at once, but I pretty much remembered them, but that could be due to the fact that I turned my light on and scribbled them down on a little pad of paper on my bookshelf. Yeah, I was trying to sleep when I thought of these things, and I find that normal because some people think of really good ideas while lying down. However, I'm not describing any of my ideas to you, because you might stel them, you horrible people you! (I'm just kidding, you all do realize that, correct? If not, I'd just have to call you morons, and that wouldn't be nice!)

That seems to be all for the moment, so... yeah. Go away now. Shoo.

...NOW!

Exams Are Boring

It's exam week; today, tomorrow, next Tuesday, and next Wednesday.

'Nuff said.

It Be Tartar Sauce Lad!

Let's see, the last days of school are from Monday to Friday the 27th, then from the day after Memorial day to June 2nd. After that, I should be free for awhile, right? Wrong. My brother Sean is graduating from Columbia College Chicago, so get trapped in a car with minimal leg room for 5 hours, sleep on an uncomfortable (actually, it really depends on the hotel. XP) pull-out couch with my sister for three days. And June 3rd is the last Bring a Friend Free Day for King's Island! I.E. for you people who don't live anywhere near Cincinnati, King's Island is one of many Paramounts amusement parks that are all over the place. And Bring a Friend Free Day is of you have a Gold Pass ($98 to buy, but it comes with many perks) you can bring a friend... for free. You get the point, right?

Now, back to why I was listing the last days of school. Of course,the teachers are rushing to give us all our final projects and telling us what to review for our exams, and in Francais (or French, for you English-only people) we're making another dialogue, that we have to partially memorize. We can use note cards for reference, but Mme Goodson wants it memorized. I'm partnered up with Travis (who chews gum that smells of fruity goodness) and we had finished our dialogue, and Mme Goodson commented how Caroline Mayo's last name means mayonaisse in French (doesn't it mean that in English, too), Teavis randomly made up Mayo Man, a new superhero. His sidekick is Tartar Sauce Lad, with his double barreled guns filled with, well, tartar sauce, duh. There's Horse Radish Girl, who's useless, and they have their archrival, Dr. Mustard, and his creation, Ketchenstein. Yay, condiment people!

*example* Horse Radish Girl, to the rescue! (and the reaction) Random Person: Nobody likes Horse Radish, stupid! Go away!

QUIZZES! AND ONLINE CARTOONS!

Well, I'm taking a break from participating in a lot of online personailty quizzes to tell you to go to http://www.blogthings.com and take some.

Apparently, I act 18, am a German Shepard puppy, and much more. I would try to link to you the results, but Blogger is being really stupid and says something was wrong with the HTML, and since my forte isn't in that kind of thing, I won't try to work it out. If I find a way, I'll try to get them on, but that's bee after much experimenting.

Oh, yeah, also click on this: http://venus.walagata.com/w/saiyukii/ifeelpretty.swf. Why? Because I told you so, and YOU SHALL LISTEN TO ME, BECAUSE I AM GO- haven't we've been through this before. Just click on the stupid link. I prmise to you that no viruses, plus any other junk, will enter your harddrive by clicking it. And if some do, that's just an added bonus for me so I can laugh at you. If you've seen the moive Anger Management, you'll recognize the song and noises and such.

I won't command you to bite me today. Just don't feel like it. But when I think about the fact I've said 'Bite me' many times before on this blog, and makes me think of you people who might have diseases or something. Just stay away from me!

QUARANTINE!

8th of May, Twenty Hundred and Five

Dear Diary,

Today is Mothers' Day, and of course, I've only remembered to say the sentence "Happy Mother's Day" to dear Mama only once today. I know that's terribly, terribly rude, but it's alright. She's been reading most of the day, and I think that's how'd she'd rathewr spend the latter of this fine day. I, however, have spent most of the time today since I awoke on my own this morning at 8:30 A.M. on the personal computer, or PC for you untechnical people, typing away at forums of which I am a member. I tried unsuccessfully to enetrain myself with DDR, but to no avail. *sigh* But, I will try and muster some happiness just for the point of being optomistic, even though people have remarked I am very negative and concise...

Well, forget those losers! And why the crap was I talking like I was in the above. I have no idea. However! However, I will apologize to those of you whose eyes have been forcibly gouged out when you couldn't stand reading my post.

*scoffs* Yeah, right, losers. (I won't tell you to bite me today, but don't put your guard down!)

Uh... Moo?

Felt like posting just for the heck of it, but... yeah. Not much to talk about. McKenzie is having a party Saturday night, so that's something to look forward to. And if I'm not mistaken, I'm pretty sure Brianne wanted to go and do laser tag tomorrow night, but I'm not sure since I haven't sat at their lunch table for a couple days. So, there are my basic plans for this weekend.

Oh! We also got DDR (Dance Dance Revolution, for all you losers out there) Maxx 2, and it has a lot of good songs. Familiar with Heaven by whoever sang it? Well, it's there. So, ha! And once again- HA! In your face!

Bite me, unknowing of what DDR stands for people! (Does that make sense?)

Blueprints for Future Website

No, I don't mean a new blog. I would never abandon you, silly. *pauses* Well, I'll take it into consideration, but later, of course.

I haven't posted lately. Sorry for the random outburst, but I had to remind you, just in case you dozed off or something.

Anyway, my friend Maggie and I have been thinking of funny things in general, and we thought it would be cool to make a website with like comics or something, and just make people laugh. And then we would make t-shirts based off of those things, and we would get rich because people would buy them because the site was so popular. The only definite characters so far are Fat Boy and Fleur, but I can't describe them right now or you might steal my idea. And that wouldn't be very nice! *gasp*

So, with that said, bite me any possible idea stealers...

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